Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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