You're completely useless in the revolution.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Randomize
