don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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