i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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