I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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