So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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