he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
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