I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Are we still banned from the library?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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