i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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