so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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