he told me I talked like a deaf person
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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