when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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