All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
We don't watch enough power rangers
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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