the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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