My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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