I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
We had to coat check the pizza.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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