I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Are my feet made of real feet?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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