North Korea, Best Korea!
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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