i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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