We won't sleep together?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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