I CAN MOONWALK!
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Randomize
