Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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