I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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