My room smells like vodka and shame
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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