It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
I want to be your penis for a week.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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