erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
