How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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