what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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