But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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