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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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