on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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