Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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