Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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