If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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