And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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