At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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