she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Randomize
