This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Your cock deserves a montage
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
