Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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