i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
What a dumb baby whore.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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