nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
So vagazzling was a success
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize