she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Randomize
