He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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