does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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