Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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