Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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