she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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