What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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