i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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