i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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