wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
My vagina is very pro this idea
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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