My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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