i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Are we still banned from the library?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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