Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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