Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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