I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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